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An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?" The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."



Blonde jokes (im blonde, dont hurt me)
2 blondes were sitting on a bench and one blonde said 'which do you think is farther, the moon or florida?' And the other one said'hello! you cant SEE florida!'

whats dumber than a burnette trying to start a fire under water? a blonde trying to put it out.

yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on her asprin


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Anonymous i dont get it 3 Jun 10 2007, 2:44 PM EDT by Anonymous
 
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what? the TEETH??? i dont undrstnd please tell me what this means
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Anonymous Blondes 2 May 15 2007, 12:39 PM EDT by Anonymous
 
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I am Blonde and i would just like to say that i am probably smarter than you and your friends put together!!!!!!!!!!!Im in so many achiever clubs it is not even funny!!!!!!!!!!!
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pookie_loves_ya oh really 0 Mar 8 2007, 7:05 PM EST by pookie_loves_ya
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oh really cuz im blonde too and people like you arent just overacheivers they r anorexic nerds.
ooooooo need some oinment for that burn? i bet .
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